April 8, 2008

Starbucks is so smart and so evil!

Went to get my morning Venti Coffee today and im handed a new cup with a rather ugly brown logo!! I was really mad! Basically because I didnt order an 8 dollar latte (those who did got the traditional green logo white cup) i was set apart like some degenerate who only drinks drip.

This is a very cunning move by our favorite coffee empire. This bold move just shows us the subtle control that the corporate shops have over us. I left feeling out of place, people on the street looked at me and my "different" cup. I didnt feel right!

This is the horrible logo adorning my cup! Look how evil and sloppy it is!

So tomorrow I will order my normal Venti Coffee in an old cup to see what happens...

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